Good Evening Moonlight! The Earth Says Hello!

Well, I appear. Maybe I should give my blog a name. Like Sam (which is also the name of Slash's pet snake). Or something. I'll think about it. I'll place the recipe I used for the round shortbreads I gave to the teachers today. Mainly because I'll forget it and I can't find my recipe book. Ack.

Ingredients:
9.9oz salted butter
2 1/2 cups flour
4 tbsp cocoa powder (that's the unsweetened one)
1/2 cup + 2tbsp caster sugar (brown sugar works as well)

Directions:
1. Mix ingredients in a bowl. Or pulse them but using hands is definitely more fun. When the dough forms a ball, you can stop.
2. Preheat oven to 160 degrees celsius.
3. Baking parchment a tray and form the shortbread. This depends on how you want it to look like. If it's supposed to be rectangular, make a block at relative right angles and poke many holes. If not, the shortbread will crack on the surface.
4. Bake for 20 min.
5. Remove and cool for 5 min. If in block, slice only after shortbread has cooled to room temperature. And be careful. It crumbles like a crumble. If in round form, it'll be fine after 5 min.

I hope I don't get sued for manslaughter if the teachers get food poisoning.

As an add-on, there is an alarming increase in the rate of child nudity on family television. I go down to get my thumbdrive and see a bum. What is wrong with the world?

To which I also realise I seriously need to organise my thought process. It's jumping like Hayden Christensen.

(Say, does anyone know how to link documents?)